Saturday night, y'all. It's happening - PROM IS HERE! Please come. Consider this your official invitation. We want to see you.
Q: Do I need to dress to the theme?
A: NO! Just wear something that makes you feel pretty.
Q: Can I come stag? I don't want to bring a date.
A: Please do. You come stag to class all the time. This is no different.
Q: Will it even be fun? I'm scared of socializing.
A: If it's not fun, there's a bar. If drinking is not your thing, there are plenty of dark corners to hide in and observe your fellow athletes in all their finery.
Q: Will there be drunken feats of strength?
A: No!!! But there will be dancing, which might be just as entertaining.
Q: What do I get for my ticket price?
A: Aside from a bartender, a DJ, and catered nibbles, any profit will go to Westside Athletes Association. You'll also automatically go into the draw to win a prize. It'll be worth it.
Q: Will you really be bummed out if I don't show up? I was planning on watching Netflix.
A: Insert angry emoji here. We will be super bummed. Come be social!!!