Name: Marek Zwick.
Nom De Guerre: Caleb
Breeding pit he crawled out of: Salt Lake City.
Chosen path to world conquest: Software Engineer.
A few years ago. I was exposed to a lot of lead infused paint (no carbs!) as a child, so my memory is not the best. I've been part of UB for a year and change.
Favorite WOD: Murph. Particularly the time I got rhabdo doing it.
Least Favorite WOD: I don't understand this question.
Favorite Workout Track By Katy Perry or Taylor Swift: Roar
Most Viscerally Hated Workout Track: Roar
How Did You First Get Exposed to CrossFit: Reading Mark Twight's screeds on the Gym Jones website back in the day.
What is an Unexpected Way CrossFit has Affected Your Lift: CrossFit and the community it fosters is foundational to keeping me grounded in life. I've developed very close friendships from doing this. I never thought picking up heavy objects would be analogous to daily positive affirmations, but for me it is.
Favorite Cheat Meal: Gnarly amounts of indian food, heavy on the rice.
Favorite Legit Meal: Coho Salmon, avocado, macadamias, and good olive. You know, cause ketosis is like the thing bruh.